You’ve Done Well But… Do You Honestly Feel Confident About Retirement?
The Queer Money Retirement Readiness Review™ helps gay folks understand where they stand financially, what retirement could realistically look like, and which next steps make the most sense for the life they truly want.
Because sometimes you don’t need another financial advisor.
You just want another set of eyes from someone who actually gets what retirement looks like for gay people.
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No suits. No judgment. No pretending we're someone we're not.
You’ve Probably Done More Right Than You Give Yourself Credit For
For a lot of gay men, it’s something deeper than that.
It’s about asking, “Where do I actually want to grow older?”
You’ve probably done more right than you give yourself credit for.
- You’ve saved.
- Invested.
- Worked hard.
- Built a life.
And on paper? You may actually be in pretty good shape.
But retirement still feels… uncertain.
- What if I'm actually not okay?
- “Will I outlive my money?”
- “Will my healthcare costs explode?”
- “Am I one disaster away from ending up like Rose Nylund having a panic attack about becoming a bag lady?”
Dramatic? No. We hear versions of these a lot, even from gay men with solid incomes, strong savings, and financial advisors.
Because sometimes you don’t need a completely new plan.
You just want reassurance that the plan you already have actually works.
That’s exactly what this review is designed to give you.
A chance to sit down with people who understand both: the numbers and the life you’re trying to build.
So you can stop second-guessing your future—and start feeling more confident about it.
What Happens During the Retirement Readiness Review?
Before the call, you’ll complete your Retirement Snapshot so we can review your:
- income
- investments
- savings
- debt
- and overall retirement picture
Then, during your 45-minute review, we’ll walk through:
- where you stand financially
- what retirement could realistically look like for you
- what may need adjusting
- and whether options like retiring abroad fit your goals and lifestyle
We’ll also complete the Queer Money Retirement Calculator together so you leave with:
- clearer numbers
- clearer options
- and clearer next steps
Most importantly?
This isn’t about judging your finances. It’s about helping you feel more confident in your future.
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“What I appreciate most is the way David and John help people look at retirement differently. It’s not about retiring your life, it’s about reformatting your life. Their advice is matter-of-fact, helpful, and made me feel seen, valued, and heard.”
Jim J.
Why Are Gay Men Booking These Reviews Even If They Already Have Financial Advisors?
Because sometimes you just want another set of eyes from someone who gets it.
We’ve had people say:
- “I can’t talk to my advisor about my HIV concerns.”
- “I don’t have to explain everything to you two. You just get it.”
- “I think my plan is solid… I just want reassurance.”
That’s exactly why these reviews work. Not because we know something nobody else knows.
But because we understand the numbers, your life and lifestyle.
We’re not trying to manage your money.
We’re not trying to sell you complicated financial product. And we’re definitely not here to judge your decisions.
And sometimes that means confirming you’re already doing great. Sometimes it's identifying a few smart adjustments.
Either way? You leave clearer than you came.
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You Don’t Need to Have Everything Figured Out Right Now
You just need a clearer understanding of where you stand, what’s realistic and what next steps make the most sense for you.
That’s exactly what the Retirement Readiness Review will give you.
For $149, you’ll spend 45 minutes with two people who understand both the numbers and the life you’re trying to build
You’ll leave with:
- clearer retirement projections
- practical next steps
- and hopefully a whole lot more confidence than you had before the call
Retirement shouldn’t feel like a constant low-grade panic attack, and you shouldn’t have to figure it all out alone.
John & David Auten-Schneider, hosts of the Queer Money podcast.
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“After retiring and facing unexpected life changes, David & John helped me do the math and gave me specific recommendations I’m already putting into action. I’ve already moved to Nicaragua!”
Frederick P.
Still wondering if this is right for you?
What if I’m not close to retirement yet?
That’s okay. Some people book this review because retirement is 10 years away. Others are hoping to retire much sooner.
The point is understanding where you stand now so you can make smarter decisions moving forward.
What if my finances are a mess?
You don't need to be “perfect” to book this.
Some people come in with strong retirement savings. Others are starting later than they hoped.
Either way, the goal is the same: more clarity, less stress and a better understanding of what’s possible
What if my finances are a mess?
You don't need to be “perfect” to book this.
Some people come in with strong retirement savings. Others are starting later than they hoped.
Either way, the goal is the same: more clarity, less stress and a better understanding of what’s possible
What if I already have a financial advisor?
A lot of the people who book these reviews do.
This isn’t about replacing your advisor. It’s about getting another perspective from people who understand both retirement planning and the realities many gay men think about when planning their future.
Sometimes you just want another set of eyes.
Will you tell me exactly what to invest in?
No.
This is not investment management or individualized financial advice.
We’re here to help you understand your retirement picture, think through your options, and feel more confident about your next steps.
You Don't Need to Keep Guessing.
Book your Retirement Readiness Review today.
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